graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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tramampoline:

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

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the members of an orchestra

  • violins I:we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II:why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes:we're so lonely
  • piccolo:lol fk your ears
  • french horns:and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes:IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas:evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets:wats 'p'
  • trombones:wats quiet
  • cellos:im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons:im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet:*squeaks*
  • timpani:EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet:lol where am i
  • tuba:*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp:im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano:FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn:im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses:semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets:trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals:BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • xylophones:am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum:MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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sixeyedandmagic:

awesomephilia:

even jesus pooped

Holy shit

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